He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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