Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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