i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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