38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I want a musical about memes.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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