If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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