He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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