I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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