Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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