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say what?
wanna hang out?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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