i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
this will be a night to untag.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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