Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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