I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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