Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he thought i was a dude.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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