he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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