I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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