What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
this will be a night to untag.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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