i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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