yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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