If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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