called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Shame is for Republicans.
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