I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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