oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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