Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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