We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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