I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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