You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
