Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
My friends, they love my intelligence
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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