A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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