Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i drank out of a bidet.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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