i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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