so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Randomize
