I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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