I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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