Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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