You're completely useless in the revolution.
there's paper in my vomit.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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