No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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