Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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