dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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