My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
His nipple licking is glorious
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