sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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