put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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