i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
