She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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