its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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