We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Its about making memories worth repressing
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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