Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
