I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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