So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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