one two three fourrrrnication!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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