Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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