I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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